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For me personally? No, comfy clothes are for inside, I don't want them to be tainted by the horrors of outside. That line is the only thing stopping my descent into savagery.

For everyone else? Ah just do what you want and don't worry about what weirdos like me think!

Listen you vile heretic, what do you think a pie is then?

Don't think I've ever watched a GDQ live, but I'm a huge fan of searching " GDQ" whenever I complete a game just to see how insanely you can break it!

and you, [email protected], are you waiting to receive my ulcerated penis?

You can probably drum up some good chat just by asking some good-natured questions about things that are different across the pond. We love some gentle transatlantic banter, just keep it casual and Bob's your uncle.

"Cockwomble" definitely gives off the impression of having looked up how to sound like a Brit on the internet! Big fan of smeghead though.

Shit happens, and I don't mean that in a dismissive way! Look forwards to the good things and enjoy them while you can, try and let the good thoughts power you through the bad times. We're all in the same boat, stuck on the same rock eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The breaded minced up thing, I'm afraid. Maybe I should go to Sheffield though, your one sounds great!

Typo actually, it was meant to say "pubic"

I thought your news was supposed to report on all the shit that your president was doing?

Probably fewer people wanting to hurt him in Ukraine

Prime material for [email protected] though!