“Shall I play the ocarina and return us to the forest temple?”
Nah. Nah man let’s just walk.
saltnotsugar
joined 1 year ago
“So you’re a REAL tree?”
Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.
“This dude is legit.”
Username: admin
Password: admin
I just wish my carrier would block all unknown callers to my phone instead of just silencing them.
Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?
“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”
You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.
Take my strong hand!
69% of 420 is equal to 420% of 69.
(Me coming back with the wrong onions)
FOOL OF A TOOK!
This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”
(Goes through a phone maze to get the option you need, then the robot voice comes on)
“OUR STAFF CAN HANDLE THAT REQUEST TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAYS BETWEEN 10AM AND 4PM. GOODBYE.”
Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.