As if online shopping substitutions aren't already a lottery.
In all seriousness though, better something more recyclable like a beer can than those plastic pouches. There should be a law that says if packaging doesn't need to be plastic then it shouldn't be. Bring back metal toothpaste tubes, glass milk bottles, and those weird waxy paper bags they used to have inside cereal boxes.
I'll get my walking stick and see myself out.
...a terrifyingly horrible success.