pH3ra

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

First of all I was joking, as I know that selling your friends' personal data without thier consent is not only immoral but also ILLEGAL in all free countries. If you, for some reason, need this to be be clarified, I do not endorse giving away other people's personal data.
Second: when my father found two boxes of cigarettes in my bedroom when I was 13, he made me smoke all of them in one sitting. I never smoked again.
Shock therapy works sometimes, so there's your logic kid.

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 year ago (23 children)
  1. Create an IG account with a burner email and join the chat
  2. Sell all other member's data to advertisement, scam telephone services, mailing lists, etc... subscribe all of them to newsletters from amazon and pornsites (or just wait for all of that to happen naturally)
  3. Wait for someone to bring this up
  4. "I told you, we should move to Signal"
  5. Bring everyone over
  6. Win
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

When writing jokes (or memes, same dynamics) with a dark subject, you should always try to hide its real meaning a little bit: if the subject is too clear and direct the joke loses a lot of power

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Should't it be "You're welcome for the block request"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm nOT eVeN GoiNg tO CoPy paSte WHat yOU WRotE

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Dude, seriously, take it down a few notches please: it's all happening in your head

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The science going on in the comment section is just *chef's kiss*

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think he committed the error of giving a political attribute to a certain cathegory of people.
In those excerpt, if you switch "leftist" with "twitter social justice warrior" you can feel who really he is mad at.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry, English isn't my first language and saying "some of you aren't smart enough" seemed a bit harsh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (10 children)

Ok, just a couple of guilty ones then

Edit: oh I almost forgot

/s

I don't want Secret Services rifling through my stuff because some of you don't have the ingenuity to tell this was a joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if he hadn’t decided to bomb people

that's exactly what I was referring to 😂
But yeah, I found the book insightful for sure

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know if 12 years qualifies as "quickly", but it escalated for sure

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