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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (20 children)

My afternoons at 18: sips tea reading Noam Chomsky’s Failed State

My afternoons at 30: sips vodka reading Unabomber’s Manifesto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (12 children)

Um, ok. Please don't murder a lot of innocent people?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Ok, just a couple of guilty ones then

Edit: oh I almost forgot

/s

I don't want Secret Services rifling through my stuff because some of you don't have the ingenuity to tell this was a joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is not how you use ingenuity

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah sorry, English isn't my first language and saying "some of you aren't smart enough" seemed a bit harsh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I understand.

My advice? Be harsh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You made a weird joke about terroristically murdering people. I don't think the secret service has jurisdiction, but yeah you honestly could be contacted by the FBI after this. Hope it was worth glorifying a psycho.

Also, ingenuity isn't an applicable word when addressing an audience who did not find you funny/clever

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, seriously, take it down a few notches please: it's all happening in your head

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not even going to copy paste what you wrote. Suffice it to say you can pretend I'm crazy but federal agencies ain't coming for me. Good luck with the interviews...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm nOT eVeN GoiNg tO CoPy paSte WHat yOU WRotE

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the block request, person who literally approves of the unabomber

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Should't it be "You're welcome for the block request"?

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