morgunkorn

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I fart in your general direction!

<3

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm French and I'm never mad when I hear outside opinions on the shitshow currently happening in my country. Second Thought made a good video on the subject, I don't think you should be bound to only discussing the politics of where you are a citizen.

https://youtu.be/T_TheRdobu8

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There no rim or reason to this crime

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I don't even want to turn on the speed limiter because I'm getting random fantom breaking, it's really infuriating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Free with every X Premium subscription!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Instagram no longer allowed to be installed on my phone, how is that for a deal, Meta?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Law abiding resident in Germany

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, it's definitely a trope of stand up comedy, with couples breaking up, and never having any proper tools on hand (using a kitchen knife instead of a screwdriver).

 

Except for IKEA executives, they would spend 4 years assembling the cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

that's the magic of having no consistency, you can find anything and its opposite in 40+ years of uncontrolled rambling, scheming, lying and cheating.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Kelly Claxon, the singer? Definitely a very irritating sound!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I watched a video (Invidious) yesterday detailing the type of coins they used before 1971 in the UK and its empire, and it was actually insane.

1 Pound = 20 Shillings = 240 Pennies, with coins for 0.5, 1, 2, 3, 6 pennies, 1, 2, 2.5, 5 Shillings and banknotes for the Pounds, and each of these coins had 5 or more different names

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/£sd

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

How the eff do you gain 400 lbs?! That’s roughly 180kg!

the customary unit for body weight in the UK is, however, the stone https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=1+stone+%28unit%29

 

They have Loco Motives !

 

Finally i'm gonna be able to contribute!

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The misspelling of "literally" makes it even better

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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DocAtCDI

@[email protected]

It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad.

It's a faux pa.

Jan 15, 2024 at 06:32

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