Or try having a relationship with your friend? A relationship is basically a good friendship with shared responsibilities (and sex, if you've got the time). You're almost there already.
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Firefox for Android has uBlock Origin (and lots of other useful extensions). You do need to set Firefox as the default app for YouTube links, but after that it works perfectly.
StarCraft 2 still looks amazing.
You can follow Twitter accounts from Mastodon.
Fuck not cropping out the reddit bar.
I use a Fiio M6 to run Spotify, by downloading playlists through my home wifi before going out. It's not the cheapest option, but I've had it since before the pandemic and it still works like a charm.
The device comes with an app to play MP3s, so that should work easily as well.
I still check some niche subreddits every few weeks, but only on my desktop, with RES. It's a bummer that not every community is present on Lemmy yet, because I'm missing certain news and events now.
Pippi Longstocking, although live-action, is from Sweden.
I rarely visit Reddit, but when I do, I use Oldlander to make it bearable: https://github.com/OctoNezd/oldlander