luciole

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When your product is so bad even the documentation gets depression in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

sapped by design

Stop comparing programming languages in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (28 children)
  • C++ is fine
  • Python is fine
  • C# is fine
  • PHP is fine
  • JavaScript is fine
  • C is fine
  • Java is fine

I could go on

Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Also chaotic neutral: prioritizes issues by curiosity.

Repeat after me "this problem isn't bothering me". There! fixed it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Only part I miss from going at the office. It’s not the same when you have to bake your own bribes.

"PM, want a cracker?" in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

If it listens and nods to the unedited, director’s cut version of my woes and frustrations, I’ll give it a cookie.

What a time to be alive in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Or a crab.

Not really sure whether S-expressions or Python indentation-based scoping get more hate... in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It’s fascinating how s-expressions are both data type and language syntax. Such power. Only other time I saw something remotely like this was XSLT & XML, which I admittedly do not miss one bit.

Any of you folks around before epoch need a new job? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Are passionate about the development lifecycle of other engineers and their pain points.

If you've been coding for 55+ years, you've almost gone through a whole engineer life cycle and you most probably know a lot about pain points.

Perpetual Motion finally achieved! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

How do you produce the coffee to power the rust users?

AI generated music is getting good in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Nooo not the hivemind jokes again :(

The real joke is these comments lamenting unpopularity get to be the most upvoted.

You could say, I am an odd person! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Is everyone living a life of sin()?

=== in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I wish the assignment operator wasn’t the equal sign.

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