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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I wish the assignment operator wasn’t the equal sign.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

x 👈 5

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok deal, but that means we need to change the equality operator to 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You sonnofabitch I'm in!:-P

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

x 🔫 5

the pew pew principle /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Interpreter: Wait, x is 5?

This code: Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

It is now, if you know what's good for you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

:=

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s delayed assignment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

procrastination assignment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

In Haskell, it's the same as the mathematical = symbol.