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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

curiosity (...) patience

Eh, I used to use those back in the day, but for the last decade or so I've been using mostly concentrated spite and it seems to work just fine (though I can't wait for the AI bros to invent a computer that can feel pain... now that'll make computer wrangling fun again!).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

downright messianic

Yeah, tell that to the rest of the intelligent life in the galaxy...

Oh, wait, you can't, because by the time humans got there these downright messianic robots had already murdered everything and hidden the evidence...

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Asimov didn't design the three laws to make robots safe.

He designed them to make robots break in ways that'd make Powell and Donovan's lives miserable in particularly hilarious (for the reader, not the victims) ways.

(They weren't even designed for actual safety in-world; they were designed for the appearance of safety, to get people to buy robots despite the Frankenstein complex.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

it was not the person calling the police.

At this point anyone calling the police in the US is a necessary accomplice, and guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, aggravated battery, and probably several other crimes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Read the room, bot. 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

To be fair, it also rusts when not under the rain.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I trust NASA

They've killed 21 astronauts so far (not counting X-15 pilots), most of them through criminal negligence...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They've launched dogs, monkeys, and whatnot before.

Sure, those were still way more skilled than Boeing executives, but there's also uncrewed launches, so that's no excuse.

Call them payload or cargo or ballast instead of astronauts if you want, what counts is launching the fuckers into space and (hopefully) not bringing them back.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Why rename the files when you could just categorise and index them..?

This seems unnecessarily destructive.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

LLM's are not AI, though. They're just fancy auto-complete. Just bigger Elizas, no closer to anything remotely resembling actual intelligence.

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