jerkface

I don't consume alcohol or intelligent creatures, but if you're ever in Waterloo, we can have sex.

You may proceed...

You applaud the guy with one move, that only works (in your words) "sometimes". Okay, whatever.

I only date other bi switches.

Would have been so easy to make this point without irrelevant racist imagery.

Well... Obviously... erm... Yes, obviously I'm using the original latin form. Of course.

IIT: dozens of extremely sensitive Americans not getting the irony

not as butthurt as OP, guy with amazingly similar name posting the only comments supportive of OP

LGBTQ people are a vulnerable class. It isn't a matter of being superior or inferior, don't even start with that.

Electing positions that require specialized skills or have judiciary authority. You elect your law enforcement, your judges, your fucking dog catchers. What the fuck?? Is it so hard to come up with a meritocratic method of selecting a fucking dog catcher that you must just throw your hands up and just ask random people what to do?!

The big dogs will take care of the little dogs,
the medium dogs will take care of the big dogs,
and the little dogs will take care of the medium dogs.

A significant work of art was lost.