ipha

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What, you don't have an Elvis room?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh wow that looks awful.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (28 children)

Better than counting curly braces.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

The the car I drive for work has a volume knob and I hate it with a passion.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's a quote from Snow Crash.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deliverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.

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