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Now that is a proper war bird. How fucking majestic would it be to ride into battle on a birbosaur like a moa‽

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Still screaming, but on the inside

Me too, and boy let me tell you, living for years is no fun at all

r-selection, baby; they can crank out 300 kids and not have to care

Aww, it's ok. And it's good to point out that time travel to the past very likely isn't a thing, people sometimes assume it's something we'll eventually be able to do

Oh sure, but it's fun to think about how time travel could maybe work if it was a thing.

I bet I could ride a cassowary or emu.

Dinosaurs didn't all get wiped out though! Birbs are theropod dinosaurs, and the only known extant dinosaurs

I have absolutely no idea what a "chutes day" is 😅 but I'm a dirty foreigner with a native language that's not even in the same family as English, please have mercy

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