hydroptic

Poe's Law and all that; conservative opinions are nearly universally idiotic enough that it's hard to tell them apart from parody / sarcasm

Ok that's hilarious.

In a few decades maybe it'll officially be "keming"

Ha, true, it can be almost as hairy as Tengwar especially if you write nonsense. Quick, name all the letters:

edit: made it worse

revenge of the edit: "minimum" isn't exactly easy to read either:

Considering what a fucking tragicomedy life on Earth has turned into, I think doing both – possibly at the same time – is a valid reaction

That indeed is the joke, yes

MVP right here. My stupid dyslexic brain refused to make sense of it

The first thing that popped into my head when I saw that "fence" is Tengwar:

The elves must really hate dyslexics

keming

Ahh, sales…

The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

Found the project manager

Minimum Viable Player

And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?