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Polly wants a deliverable (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wayne Gretzky? 🤷

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Minimum Viable Player

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The one in the manager's mind, that also isn't actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ahh, sales…

The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn't do anything, acts the same as code that doesn't exist.