RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I'm swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.
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Peas in my mouth please
Wow I'm 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.
Tuna and peas in my mac and cheese, please!
Uhh wut? Error syntax, conjugation, grammar...This can't be a bad ESL translation, just bad AI?
I'd rather go sans Francisco.
Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.