unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn't have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.
ergifruit
joined 1 year ago
that's how you catch stoners, not aliens
if you're good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼
thank u based Aku Aku
still not as bad as any Frank Miller run
"Something wrong? Must've been night shift!" i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.
wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?
no, no, i definitely posted it, then immediately felt disgusted with myself
Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?
a Domino's white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar's is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼
i don't think god can help, at this point...
you just know their food slaps