this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm clopening... I hate myself.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I've ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but can they play what ever music they want for the last few hours after the lobby is closed?

Small wins.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

He speaks the true knowledge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"well damn, guess you better get scrubbing it might take you an extra 90seconds of prep time!"

Every time.

And the only response to "then why didn't you do it last night" is "ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave."

Anyone who has closed should understand. Anyone who hasn't can fuck themselves with the dirty dish until they have, or understand the feeling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave

Exactly! The "before you leave" part sums it up. Openers can just dip at 1 or 2 or whenever their shifts are over. I can't leave until everything is done, regardless of when I am "supposed" to leave.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"Something wrong? Must've been night shift!" i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago