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what is that? i use linux btw

Man downloads a head injury

i hate onions because of their texture in the food. i want food that has the added taste of onions without the onions, or just have them be very small.

1+1====2! ← dreamberd developer

ublock origin works fine for me on firefox. i use freetube (desktop client), but when i use the youtube website i don't have ad issues.

Hey, are you a cigarette? Because you smell bad. Go take a shower.

I dislike these types of puns because they only make sense in one direction.

False. This pun goes in both "directions" (not sure what you mean by that, using your definition):

1. "They slash them" with slash as a verb refers to slashing someone, therefore hurting them. That answers the question "How do non-binary people hurt each other?".

2. They slash them (they/them, "slash" is how "/" is pronounced out loud) refers to gender neutral pronouns, often used by non-binary people.

what? what does that have to do with a battery??

i guess because plates are usually stacked on top of each other but i didn't get the joke

right when i have a fever of 5000°C an xkcd about fevers is made

North Korea, a terrible country with dictatorship, nuclear weapons and no democracy... but hey they have subway stations!