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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago (5 children)

And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.

God: "I can only save some of you!"

People: "How many?"

God: "Twelve.."

People: "Twelve?!? But there are many more of us"

God: "Times 12..."

People: "144?!? But there are still many more!"

God:"... thousand."

People "Oh lord, I'm one of those 144000, right?"

God: "Of course you are my dear".

Other people:"...but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?"

God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

That's what big cat wants you to think.

In reality, cats already ate the rodents, but now you have to pay them for doing it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Putin has a little yellow post-it stating: "Epstein didn't kill himself".

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

In case of nuclear winter, I don't think renewable energy is going to be the main concern.

However, it is possible to put solar panels on satellites that transmit the energy down to the surface. It's costly and dangerous, but a benefit over surface solar is that the satellites can point at the sun for longer time during days and send the energy to places that are not in the sun, thereby producing solar power 24/7. It's wildly impractical and expensive, but in case of nuclear winter it may be a realistic solution.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-based_solar_power

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is pork, isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

If they sell cosplay customes based on popular shows, you know people will be queuing up to throw money at those made-in-china products.

Having the rights to ship out the offical crap could be a gold mine for them.

Just take Squid Game. It's a regular training suit and they already exist as costumes and they're easy to copy, but you can't find the real one because of all the copies.

Same idea as the Universal Studios parks. Just without the park, because the income is all in the souvenir shop anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gaps on the resume, Ok.

Few things on the criminal record. Ok.

Didn't provide drug test. Ok.

Dirty bathroom mirror.. sorry man, we have to draw the line somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Proving it happening is going to be difficult..more difficult than telling Vanilla Ice from Queen/Bowie.

There is currently no way to copyright a voice. There is also no good definition of what a voice even is legally.

It has always been happening to some degree. Casters would cast someone who sound like that other person etc. Happens to music all the time. Tv shows have cover music that is soo close to the song it's supposed to remind the viewer of but just isn't technically. Voices are going to much more difficult, especially with AI spitting out audio of what it would have sounded like if a certain person had said it, but didn't. It'll be impossible.

This will be the death of voice acting.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need "Incomplete Jokes, Volume 2: Punchlines"

Featuring classic punchlines suchs as: "Yes, but who's that next to Dave?", "Not if I have to explain it five times" & "Hah! It's me, the bus driver!"

Order the extended edition to get access to lesser known punchlines such as "It's so plain" and "We haven't heard that before"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Danish is full of idioms. Some people can have entire conversations using only idioms.

Some of the peculiar ones with animals:

"There's no cow on the ice" = it's not urgent.

"The goat has been shaved " = the job is complete.

"A dog in a game of bowling " = someone that doesn't fit in.

"The dog is buried there" = the problem is found there.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't dislike the idea of people living in dormitories, but with a price of $700 it seems that should have a full height room.

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