And where is this amazing place, so that we may move there?
baggachipz
joined 1 year ago
Conservatives: “Don’t talk about politics, I’m an independent”
Also conservatives: Brandon is censoring me! Jan 6 was peaceful!
Americans chanting “USA! USA! USA!” At the Olympics
Gartner Hype Cycle is the new Moore’s Law.
We met once, were drunk, exchanged numbers, and neither of us followed up because we were drunk and assumed the other wasn’t interested. Two weeks later, saw each other again, laughed that we chickened out, and agreed to call. We’ve been married 20 years now.
Drunk at a karaoke bar. Twice.
Dear dummy,
It means that as you get older, you don’t nut as quickly as when you were young. I used to have ninja control over nutting, but in my late 40’s it doesn’t happen as quickly as it used to. I say “nut” and it did. Now, doesn’t happen when I command anymore. It takes longer. Oh the horror.
Paxton with Clarence Thomas in a private jet to Tahiti: “got ‘em!”
Because fuck you, that’s why!
Jesus Christ
A conference table, wtf
Not at my age I don’t
I need to start using “are you a bad enough dude” more in casual conversation.