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Join our team of Jerks. We have a stiff sign on bonus.

By chance are you good at "shooting ropes"? Our clients love ropes.

Same with porn. But I'm building a shake-power generator for fleshlites so it should balance out the power it pulls. Saving the earth one jack-off at a time.

Charging a hybrid car battery only takes 253.4 jerks. Pretty soon we will be expanding our charging service to parking lots across America and Canada! Most of them already have people willing to do it for you already ...they were doing it there anyway... Win/win.

Powerjerk (tm), we make perverts work for you!

Just roll up and say "Hey Jagoff, I need to get to x!" And you'll promptly be taken care of.*

*Do not give them drugs to speed up the process. We are serious about our drug-free workplace.

Edit: steal my idea and I'll find you

This is de-evolutionary!

It's the same with lifestyle and politics. The "woke" people I know that talk about anti capitalist ideology but then buy the dumbest novelty shit and junk food you can imagine, not as a need but as a want. Shit, I had "woke" person whole heartedly defend marvel superhero movies as if it was a fight against hunger and natural right.

When I say woke, I mean anyone that uses the term woke seriously. I do not mean actual kind hearted down to earth open-minded progressive people.

Micro stealth grow.

Is the funnel feature free?

It goes up. Now I think people that get married before 40 are weird.

On serious note.... It's any age. You can tell when a couple is just trying to reproduce an image of "family" because they were told it's the next thing to do in life. Working in retail id often see families you could tell just went through the motions and that everyone was disconnected from one another. It's sad.

Idk what massive is tbh.

But I think a lot of youth have some form of trauma from watching their parents try to survive.

This.

Interesting... But my OP isn't about not working, it's about getting paid for working. (Not trying to sound like a dick)

Chronic Fatigued Syndrome info for anyone curious;

https://www.cdc.gov/me-cfs/index.html

Yeah, I have done some therapy but in my mind there's always something telling me that the therapy isn't for the sake of humanity, it's just for the sake of making honest living people functional in a world literally built to not allow or incorporate them into society. A lot of people's benefits to good and society go unseen or not manifested because of this.