ThatWeirdGuy1001

I wouldn't say inner conflict but moreso conditioned thinking.

If someone has been conditioned to have certain beliefs and values then they see evidence that those values are wrong they'll ignore it completely.

Like a person on welfare complaining about "welfare queens". They are receiving govt assistance while complaining about people who receive govt assistance.

Yes. That's what comic books are.

Tbh I came up with this on the fly while driving past a Carson road so it's not like it has a lot of thought behind it.

Carmichael.

I chose minivan because of the whole "soccer mom" trope. Figured it made more sense.

Didn't even notice at first. Too busy looking at ass.

Man ass, woman ass, gay ass, straight ass. Idgaf.

Lemme see them cheeks.

Speak for yourself I'm too busy looking at ass.

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it's just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn't need chaos to feel normalcy.

I'm a very broken individual so it's not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that's infinitely better than my reality.

That's part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I'm back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I've had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

I have several but by far the most common is "fuck em"

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it's my problem. Fuck em.