I think you’ve described Madame Tussaud’s!
I’m not I’m afraid. It’s been saved on my phone for a good while now!
It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅
You have a wonderful way with words!
I’m going to need more details @Emperor… a LOT more details.
Wait! What if it’s his hologram projector? What if this glorious image is all a lie?!
And then you were like 🤬😵🪦?
I believe there’s a tiny bracket (? Idk what you’d call it) behind the fake tulip between the leaves. If that’s not a bracket/catch/support I think it’s a scuff mark, as if the drawbridge is ever so slightly too big for the gap and you have to slam it down with your foot.
I could be talking out my arse of course but even so, it seems a fitting explanation in every respect!
I fucking love it! I thought my ultimate 70s boudoir had won the community, but this is way funnier!!
Edit: wtf is that in the corner underneath him?!
Screenshotted to death. It’s really old.
You lower the “drawbridge” over the top of the stairs. Do your business and open the drawbridge again to use the stairs. Flawless design!
I mean you’d probably still be concerned on meeting me, but I don’t I have an Elvis room in my house so there’s that! 😂