SharkEatingBreakfast

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Sharks would never eat such junkfood!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Finish him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have a special needs bearded dragon. Special needs because he was born without scales. Also, unfortunately, he is now mostly blind.

He has given me more grey hairs in his 5 years on earth than my previous 30. His care requires multiple skincare products, aloe, etc. His diet requires me to keep bins of cockroaches which also require their own food and water. He also requires heat & UVB bulbs with separate fixtures, and has a specialty "herpstat" that can automatically time the lights, control temperatures, report on humidity, etc.

He is a pain to care for!

I love him so much. I do it all happily and he's a wonderful, friendly, sweet, amazing companion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Woo woo! Auditory Processing Disorder!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Pokémon the Trading Card Game" has such a genuinely good fucking soundtrack!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not a particularly fun story to tell or to hear.

I'll keep the mood light and just say I'm just happy that I am able to vote now.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I have had extremely good reasons why I was unable to vote since I've turned 18.

However, I finally registered to vote a few months ago, specifically to vote in this election.

I'm extremely nervous and don't really know what to expect once I'm in my polling place, but I'll be damned if I don't do my part to prevent my country from becoming a fascist dictatorship with a man willing to throw its citizens into the grinder if it meant he gets a dollar out of it. Fuck that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Gotta have that classic Konamix. Chicks dig it. 😎

jk don't listen to me. I don't anything about gettin' anything. Lol But you'll have fun, that I do know!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

A few years ago, I invited a guy over and we ended up playing DDR on PS1. I had the window shades drawn because I live next to a road, have large windows, and I don't want strangers seeing me flail around like an elephant seal having a seizure.

My mother dropped by unexpectedly and I opened the door, red, panting, and sweaty, with a strange man on my couch who was trying to look casual.

Tried to blurt out that it was a misunderstanding, but she side-eyed me and left quickly.

At least she always texts me before she drops by now? I'm ace, so, for me, it's particularly mortifying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

My kid got a potato this year! I was so proud.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

The reason for the common cold being so prevalent in cold weather is because of the cold.

My theory is that cold temperatures best suit the incubation of the germs. You are especially susceptible at night, when you can't control your breath enough to keep your nose/nostrils warm. Warm face/nose at night = you won't catch a cold.

I'm absolutely convinced of this theory. I've tested ways to keep my face/nose warm at night, and it seems to test very solidly (and I get sick very very easily). Once my room gets too chilly, I'll inevitably wake up with a cold.

EDIT: let me have the smallest conspiracy theory in the world, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
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I'm in need of more images ~~to steal~~ to collect. Please post your favorites!

Make sure you put questionable/NSFW behind spoilers, please.

Also, where do your images come from? Mine came mostly from 4ch×n, D×scord, and R×ddit (which I no longer use).

Here's some of mine:

My absolute favorite:

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