ReanuKeeves

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And here I was thinking political assassins have a keen interest in horseback riding and swinging mallets

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If I go in for my booty fingering and the doc bends over and starts speaking to me through their lower intestines, I'm walking right back out...to tell the secretary I'd like to book a weekly ass blasting with this mutant