Psaldorn

Every day it logs me out before standup and gets locked into a stupid "not loading" loop. I have to go to the login page, whereby it recognises my token and fucking logs me in. FUCK.

I should probably pay more attention to usernames

If it didn't have Robert Picardos voice, I do not want

Thank you for the kind offer, but I am a limey 🇬🇧

Sadly they cleared the only one near me, before I knew about it or I'd have dumpster dived it

I was outside a tiny locksmith store the other day and considered it! Social anxiety won the battle that day though. I'll try!

We don't have those here, but charity shops are a good idea thanks

I wish there was a place for people to send random locks they break off or find to newbies like me. Buying a lock just to pick it feels insane, but I also want to feel that delicious click out of 1

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I'd argue standards should be maintained)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

I look forward to them trying to DDOS that address

In the UK most fish and chips shop vinegar isn't malt but tastes just like it (most people don't even know). You can buy the same stuff online or get it from wholesalers.