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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (9 children)

the energy of a chaotic neutral?
"maybe it'll work, maybe it won't, but it'll be FUN"

or chaotic evil?
"naw. fuck y'all's weekend.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Merging failing tests so everybody else has failing tests and wastes time figuring out why.

Nothing neutral here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven’t played DnD in like 20 years. Is “Chaotic Dickhead” an alignment now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

That's basically just chaotic neutral

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what the pipeline is for. It's not that hard to pinpoint the commit that lead to the errors.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I rebase my branch with main I do not expect any failing tests. If you waste my time merging shit code, fuck you. Fix your shit.

Unless prod is on fire and the CEO is prowling (even then, I'd argue standards should be maintained)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't say this is good practice, you shouldn't even be able to merge to main with failing tests. I've implemented an emergency flag to do this, but I don't want to use it in normal, daily business.

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