It’s easily one of my favorite TV shows of all time.
Though the line that’s been rolling through my head since Gaza started is Delenn getting pissed at Lando and G’kar, shouting “When does it end?!” That rant is…. Piercing.
I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
-Marcus Cole, (Babylon 5, a late delivery from Avalon)
they're sent en masse, yes. To literally everyone.
Yup.
Edit: why do you think google bought Fitbit?
Even if there is no one, they assume you’re married.
I remember having one sent to me in high school. It was weird. It’s just name scrappers getting every name they can.
They’re fun at parties, too. Both kids parties and adult parties.
They do that so that legally your wife can open the advertisement. They don’t and you wanted to be a loser, you could report her for tampering with your mail. I’m not sure what the postal investigator would do. “Knock it off and call a divorce lawyer” might feature somewhere in the possibilities.
In any case they’re just pulling names off a list some where. They assume you’re married and in a typical cis relationship.
Same reason they add “or current residents” as well.
They want it read, they don’t care if it’s you or your wife or the luchador that’s randomly moved in with you.
What dick? pretty sure it's fallen off from all the STD's.
cuz it makes an ass outa... wait...how does it make an ass out of you? I smell a story.
I work in contract security... I've been sprayed with all manner of things. had nasty ass mid-western-flavorless-potato salad thrown at me. (Dill. I spent the rest of that shift smelling like freaking dill.).
I've been spat at. Pissed at. (sometimes on purpose. Also. Why do drunks pissing on your wall always try to shake your hand? Also, why do FNG's never listen when I tell them to always initiate from a reasonably safe distance...?)
I've also been maced. Quite frequently, actually. It's part of training, and I'm the guy doing the training.... Protip. If the attacker has been exposed to mace enough, it's not something that's going to stop them. We train our guards to build up that tolerance so they can work through it. otherwise it'd incapacitate the guard as much as the subject. Even if they've never before been exposed... if they're determined enough, it still wont' stop them. It'll just make them angrier.
Suffice it to say, lemon juice just ain't that offensive. Wouldn't want you to get slapped with any of a dozen possible charges involved in spraying people with chemical agents. And yes, any security or LEO outfit worth their pay is going to be framing that as "unknown chemical or possibly biological agent". until they know-for-damned-certain its not. (and that gets expensive, so, uh, you'll be footing the bill on that, at the very least. probably also some variation of assault.)
Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..
Snow on Thursday.
(good god did Walter Koenig play that role. it's incredibly different from Chekov, and he was amazing at both. and wow are the one liner's in bab5 just... memorable.)
If you're looking for things that still have an enduring relevance today... check out the OG the Day the Earth Stood Still not the remake with keanu reeves. that one deserves the George Lucas Holiday Special™️treatment. It's classic 1950's scifi at it's peak. (yes, that's easily my favorite movie. hands down.)