PrunesMakeYouPoop

Seriously, you can't have nine pregnant women and expect one baby in one month.

I just use the printer at work.

It's more complicated than that. Don't be a dick to someone on the edge.

It's more expensive, and it's typically not that much better than inorganic.

Setting VPN to Poland works.

It's incredibly difficult to find anything at Target, especially gender-neutral hygiene products since they hard-segregated hygiene into men's and women's. Just give me regular ass bar soap.
My partner was looking for coffee and looked all over the tea section and nope, naturally coffee belongs next to the liquor and red vines.
I hate going to Target, but I still take it over Walmart. At least I don't feel dirty shopping at Target.

Profiting?

That escalated quickly...

That is not necessarily true. People can and do change. Darth Vader was not born evil, after all.

There are 7 elements that will naturally form covalent bonds with themselves.
Here is how to remember these diatomic elements:

(H)ave (N)o (F)ear (O)f (I)ce (Cl)old (Br)eer.
The Ice is solid, the beer is liquid, and everything else is a gas.

God forbid I Google for information about anything that may be a product for sale, because all I'll get is shopping links. It's super annoying.