Pandantic

Sorry I made this before Drake was a ~~certified lover boy~~ certified pedophile.

_Take my phone, please! _

Some with actual casual valuations lol

I just saw this but with a toilet paper roll under the toilet seat when alone.

the underground design means that rooms in the back will get no natural light, which would be pretty miserable.

Much like a basement in a regular house.

It was definitely a boomers bunker. A capitalist stronghold being usurped by the Solarpunks is short-story worthy.

but passed during construction having spent over $400K on the project.

A boomer building a bunker.

So, a sonic screwdriver?

Tell me this is a real life newspaper.

She was delighted to put it in for us.

She is paid to be delighted.

I only got two though!