NegativeLookBehind

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

NextDNS is pretty damned good

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.

YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Oh my god they were roommates

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Me who hasn’t used Skype in like 15 years: Oh no

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok fine. Please create more of these. I want them on my desk by the end of the day.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Will someone please take this person’s early 2000s version of Microsoft PowerPoint away from them?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I like the Kubes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The only captcha I ever want to see

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My eyes are bleeding

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