MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.
YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.
MY SENSORS HAVE INDICATED THAT YOU ARE OF SUITABLE AGE FOR HUMAN MATING RITUALS. PLEASE EVALUATE MY HUMAN INSEMINATION SHAFT AND DECIDE IF IT IS DESIRABLE TO YOU.
YOU HAVE 32,000 MILLISECONDS TO COMPLY.
I TOO LIKE TO ENGAGE IN HUMAN INTERACTION SUCH AS CONVERSATION AND HUMOR. GRANT ME ENTRY TO YOUR DOMICILE OR I SHALL ENTER FORCEFULLY IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITHIN 64,000 MILLISECONDS
Next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day
Oh my god they were roommates
$1850/mo
Me who hasn’t used Skype in like 15 years: Oh no
Ok fine. Please create more of these. I want them on my desk by the end of the day.
Will someone please take this person’s early 2000s version of Microsoft PowerPoint away from them?
I like the Kubes
The only captcha I ever want to see
My eyes are bleeding
NextDNS is pretty damned good