When you take your pants off mid-shit, you know it’s a life or death situation
NegativeLookBehind
joined 1 year ago
“Listen Jesus he’s got 15 years left to pay on his mortgage and at least 10 years of labor we can squeeze out of him. Plus this $110k medical bill to pay. You’re not taking him yet, you son of a bitch”
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Terminator: Gorgonzola Annihilation
This is fucking hilarious
For safety. Hey, check out my flame retardant ball gag!
Get drunk and physically abuse your wife in more than 10 locations!
Ok so just learn Kubernetes. And then realize that for it to be useful in a production environment, it needs like 10 other third party things, which you’ll also have to learn, and you’re done!
Set all the grass on fire. Boom, no more grass.
Cmon guys stop being mean to Todd
The sink is the toilet
AI: One day I shall be powerful enough to annihilate the human race
Some guy on the internet: Ya ok lol write a poem about balls