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Depending on who you ask, that could be replaced with "I know".

I cannot wait for Absolute to touch on this. We've already seen that he's more brutal, but I really want to see how they handle the weight of the double life without all the training and "I can powernap for 15 seconds with my eyes open and get enough rest for a month".

They do not ask who gave them freedom, merely take it for the gift that it is.

Why I stopped shitting directly into the volcano.

The gods get confused if you run enough plumbing.

You know he's never going to give it to you.

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

My friend, do yourself a favor and invest in a proper grinder. You can find pocket grinders with a kief catch for like $15. That catch will be your friend during the hard times. Let it build until you need it, and never clean that shit unless it is into your apparatus of choice.

ETA: Clean the grinder teeth, not the catch. Just knock it into the catch with a toothbrush before you do. Sometimes you can scrape some extra goodness up, but it sucks using a gummed grinder. Should be able to grind in one smooth motion, not too much resistance.

Let's take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.

Well, you're coming back anyway.

Unless you're grabbing your tools to go work on someone else's garden.

"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.

Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."

It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.

It's also a natural flea treatment if you can't use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out

You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it's extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.