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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Less documentation means more job security.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Can't expect me to train my replacement if I don't remember how I did it!"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

"It works. What more do you want?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Security by obscurity!!!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Devs:

I have altered the code. Pray I do not alter it any further.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

What I stand up in AWS I don't know how it works. How an I going to expect a hacker to figure it out?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

The most secure endpoint is one that is completely inaccessible because the underlying service isn't running.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok but hear me out we’ll just put it in a Docker container and that’ll make it better

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's old hat! Auto deploy it with helm on kubernetes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lmao, is this ДМБ reference?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

haha you noticed!