Yes. And to watch porn when I'm visiting family in Texas.
Moops
joined 1 year ago
What a garbage place.
At the very least I'd try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.
WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = 'NICE'
Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I'd rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that's often just wishful thinking.
Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)
(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)
Trip to FedEx the handful of times a year I need to print has served me well for years.
Yes, and UberEats in particular is big mad about it. It brings me joy to tap "Deny" everytime it asks me to turn them back on.
The only notifications I get are texts/calls, and a couple smart-home things that are set to warn me about temps or when a light-timer turns on or off. Not even social media, especially not social media, get to interrupt my day.
So you might even say, "21% of you helped the tip"?
Yeah, that's pretty much everyone's first response lol. It's a final run of data for a year after all the changes have been frozen.
"Have we run the Quarter 5 data yet?"
I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.