KoboldCoterie

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 128 points 1 year ago (9 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about America, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about America over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume it was $24 and not $5.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it was right about the time you chose an Apple product, from the look of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the rider side, women and nonbinary riders will see an option to “count me in” in their Lyft app. Choosing this will “increase their chances of matching with women and nonbinary drivers,” according to this blog post from Lyft.

For drivers, the feature is based on the gender marker on their license on file, and for riders, on their gender setting within the app, explained CJ Macklin, senior communications manager at Lyft, in an email to The Verge. “Both riders and drivers will have the option to update their gender settings at any time to ensure it is reflective of their personal gender identity,” said Macklin.

It's opt-in on both sides.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thought it was supposed to be some Bigfoot style monster at first, then realized, nope! Just racism!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

'Priced below land value', because the fire-~~gutted~~ kissed structure will cost a shitload to bulldoze and remove.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And when the reviews are terrible and end users start reporting unreal quantities of bugs, they'll fire the junior devs. They should have fixed those!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The study said 86.66% of the generated software systems were "executed flawlessly."

But...

Nevertheless, the study isn't perfect: Researchers identified limitations, such as errors and biases in the language models, that could cause issues in the creation of software. Still, the researchers said the findings "may potentially help junior programmers or engineers in the real world" down the line.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Important Policy Update: As part of our continued commitment to being an inclusive work environment, we've elected to expand our popular 'Bees in my desk!' policy to also include paper wasps, yellow jackets, and tarantula hawks! Please look forward to the roll-out of this new and improved policy starting on Monday!

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So strong, being unashamed to proclaim your belief in the dominant religion in the country. So brave.

I wonder if they'd be so willing to advertise this if they were, for instance, in the middle east.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

[3, maybe 4] / 16 seems like a reasonable porn ratio.

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