HiroProtagonist

Does everyone's phone get searched or is it still random or profiling?

Sounds like the forbidden chewing gum and potato chip type of combo.

I might let this one slide if not for the dipping, if He dips in the jar it's a crime.

Yellow or brown mustard?

Okay so far these are the only really weird ones. The thought of ketchup and maple syrup gave me an involuntary shudder and I have eaten Tarantula.

On a cracker, usually a Breton (made in Canada) I place a thin slice of aged cheddar then I top it with peanut butter a smear of mayo and a drop or two of hot sauce. I used to use Franks now I use Valentina (Mexican) Anyway it's amazing.