GreenMario

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Teachers play favorites and they always loved the psychopaths.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well we had mods and custom levels when we got tired of the official stuff.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And only the 25th region of December.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black Sabbath gets to stay too.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is literally "buying gems" in free to play games never amounting to the cost of a typical item, slightly under or over.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like it when people get me stuff based on my interests. It's always the wrong shit or really bad shit.

Just get me socks lol.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that's why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing "Hey let's not let the kids kill themselves" ideas and laws.

The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn't grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just realized the meme said "believe" and not "delete" cuz I'm half blind and shit but whatever I was inspired anyways thanks to the FSM. No regrets

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The solution is to burn down all homes so nobody has a place to live. A sorta "if I can't have THING no one will".

In Minecraft, of course 😉

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That's why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.

How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah it's called a church lol

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