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Little shits under 5 are preprogrammed to fucking try to kill themselves at post haste it fucking seems. That's why I support using those damn leashes for your suicidal toddler.
How the fuck did humans become the apex species when their young is hell bent into rushing into a sabertooths mouth?
Had enough kids that eventually one didn't do things like that.
You would think all those generations would have bred the suicidal tendencies out of toddlers. Instead we got easily fooled eyes and hackable dopamine drip.
Mutations still occur. They aren't all good. :)
Maybe we were never supposed to protect em lol that's why the world pop only got above a billion when we started introducing "Hey let's not let the kids kill themselves" ideas and laws.
The little Jimmy that decided he wanted to pet the Gator didn't grow up to be Jimothy Bodangles, PHD.
Humans are also the ones publicly shaming parents for not removing their toddlers from sabertooths’ mouths.