Fuckfuckmyfuckingass

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Terrifyingly specific.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've always heard it as, "What do you call sex while camping? Fucking in tents."

Similar to another favorite of mine:

"This coffee is like sex in a canoe, fucking close to water."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

There's plenty of poor boomers. They're most dead on account of being poor, we're just left with the rich ones.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Imagine having the runs and having to climb a ladder. Nightmare fuel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

“I think a lot of these scripts are written by AI,” Ryan Watson Henderson, the star of Flash Marriage to My Werewolf Husband and My Husband Killed Me and Then I Won the Megaball, says. “There are certain beats in the story that happen, almost to a formula.” He considers this a compelling acting challenge unique to verticals: “I try to bring some of myself to it and hopefully make it as human as I can,” he says."

What a rollercoaster of a paragraph. Are we sure this isn't The Onion?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The other 91% is in my balls.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can only read the first paragraph and then it asks me to create an account.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I've also heard that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

What if I told you everyone pictured is a war criminal?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think there are guides that gently point you in the right direction, without too many spoilers.

I definitely got stuck on a few things.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Damn, it's so much sharper that it cut me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I would say an 80% chance of killing anyone is preferable to a 100% chance.

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