FUCKING_CUNO

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Long, somewhat related story:

Many moons ago I was at a club and was dying for a smoke, but you had to leave the club and go through two sets of lines and ID checks to get to where I was hanging out on the second floor. Well, they had a giant outdoor balcony, but the area was walled off by a line of plastic chairs. My drunk, fiendin, ass said, "fuck it", shuffled a chair out of the way, and snuck off to the corner to smoke. Well, what was one or two people who noticed me and did the same, soon turned into a packed balcony.

Regardless, my little act of rebellion seemed to get the attention of a "tallish" girl in heels who started chatting me up. About 3/4 through my smoke, the bouncers finally catch wind that there's fifty people on the balcony, and start angrily shuffling people back into the club. At this point, I ask the chick if she wants to dance, and she accepts.

Kudos to her for lasting as long as she did, but thirty seconds into grinding her ass on my stomach, she gave up trying to dance with me and walked away without a word, never to be seen again.

I wouldn't even consider myself short (1.78m, 5'10"), but it was a humbling moment at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Birches be crazy...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Mine autoplays physics concept explanation videos, lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

dogma

/dôg′mə, dŏg′-/

noun

A doctrine or a corpus of doctrines relating to matters such as morality and faith, set forth in an authoritative manner by a religion

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Name an ideological concept that has led to more killing and death then religion...

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago

This is going to be used to suppress legitimate votes, guaranteed. When they get caught, it'll be "a bug in the system" I'm sure...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I can go from idea to physical object in minutes using a $200 tool that fits on my desk, with materials purchased by the KILO (suck it printer ink!).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm really surprised Russian Circles hasn't been mentioned yet. They're a "post-metal" band according to Wikipedia, whatever the fuck that is, but their first album 'Enter is amazing.

Back in 07', I went to a record shop in town every few weeks and would pick up 2-3 CDs. In an attempt to find new shit nobody had heard of, before buying anything, I would check with the clerk to see if they had heard of the band. If they had, I went and put the CD back, if not, I'd take it home with me. 'Enter' came out just a few months before, and I was lucky enough to grab a copy. I wore that CD out before some assholes stole my CD wallet from my truck.

If you're out there, CD wallet thief, I've never forgiven you, and wish you many pains.