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'Who lives in a house like this?' in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Someone with a lot of cats.

Streaming services are now getting out of hand in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

Is your Significant Other unattractive, not too smart, or have some other "limitation"? If so, why did you decide to stay with them? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I've enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we'd realize we're kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we've all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they're far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn't even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

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Is your Significant Other unattractive, not too smart, or have some other "limitation"? If so, why did you decide to stay with them? (kbin.social)

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I'm the dumb one but I make her laugh.

Adult daughter. Should I disown her!? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

On the road to success, there are no shortcuts. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

Comcast Discloses Hackers May Have Stolen Data on 35.9 Million Xfinity Customers in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

Comcast Discloses Hackers May Have Stolen Data on 35.9 Million Xfinity Customers in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

In the Italian kitchen in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

Butt whole in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful when she goes from suck to blow.

Father. I hunger in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.

Deep learning or something... I don't know in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What a waste of a $200+ text book!

Circumcised men, how do you feel about your parents having mutilated your penis without your consent? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

TL;DR: Don't care

Was a baby when it was done so don't remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared...probably because it is extremely common where I live.