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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Someone with a lot of cats.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I have nothing to contribute to this conversation. Just wanted to say that was a horribly written article.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I've enjoyed reading many of these comments and I wanted to expand a bit on the reason for the question.

Several friends of mine would camp for several days and do the kind of things guys do. Then we'd realize we're kind of gross, rude, not attractive, have a lot of shortcomings, and generally not full of great qualities. But, we've all been married a long time and will ask ourselves why in the hell did our wives agree to marry ugly, gross fools like us? We know why we married them; they're far better people than we are! My wife is obviously smarter than me and it isn't even a fair comparison.

In the end, I guess we make them laugh and are extremely wealthy.

I lied about the extremely wealthy part. I meant borderline poor.

 

I'm the dumb one but I make her laugh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk, you might be a redneck.

-Jeff Foxworthy

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

There are no shortcuts. Only short bridges.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

I'm sorry to hear that. It looks like my surprise at the numbers is more of me being out of the loop. I have Internet with AT&T and that is all I have (no cable or streaming other than HBO Max that comes with AT&T).

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I was more surprised there are 35.9 million Xfinity customers!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Is the faucet giving the pasta a blowjob?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just be careful when she goes from suck to blow.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Hello. Yes, I'd like one nightmare for the evening, please.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

What a waste of a $200+ text book!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

TL;DR: Don't care

Was a baby when it was done so don't remember any of it. Been this way my whole life so have nothing to compare it to. Never bothered me, never was a topic of conversation, and nobody ever cared...probably because it is extremely common where I live.

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