Bwaz
Crowly as in Good Omens?
Catch 22 Tom Jones Good Omens Double Whammy (Carl Hiassen)
It's because left/right are physical relationships that are relative to YOU. Up/down are relative to the ground (ie, really, center of the earth).
Electric wire strippers (I do a lot of electronics).
And a low power large work height microscope
AbeBooks. Usually better prices than Amazon, too.
A low-powered zoom microscope. I can again look at and work on tiny things, fix jewelry, electronics, remove splinters. Use it WAY more rhan I ever thought I would.
For shoes, take a look at Arcopedico. Portugese made and kind of hard to find in USA, but without a doubt the most comfortable. They weigh almost nothing, and they seem to be undamageable.
The HP logo is all it takes to make printers hated at this point. Couldnt give me one even if it included 10yrs of ink.
Hitch hiker's Guide (movie version).... what a lost opportunity.
Well, the third option is there too and seems the best: don't use Facebook/meta at all.