BreadstickNinja

I eagerly await the ascension.

As a subscriber to /c/insanepeoplefacebook it took me a couple paragraphs to figure out if you were serious.

Now I'll finally know how many rocks to eat each day, even if I still won't know how many Rs are in "strawberry."

I just lie in every encrypted message I send so even when they crack it they won't know the truth

We are wildly far away from having the technology to do that. A single genome wouldn't provide the genetic diversity for a sustainable population. We would need hundreds or thousands of genomes for each species to ensure that non-related individuals could mate.

"Superfund birdsite" I am shamelessly going to steal from you

I guess I just have to keep Windows 10 with a custom group policy that disables all updates either forever or until I learn Linux.

Linux gaming is getting to the point that I could consider the switch, but I hear scary stories about Nvidia drivers.

It's amazing how good Microsoft is at making money relative to how bad they are at making products.

I'm sure it's technically possible to reverse engineer the software, but there are also "dumb" chargers that require no software or app. They're more reliable and cheaper, and there's no risk of being locked out when a company stops supporting its software.

Me too. They had an old address I lived at five years ago. I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

Check with Intel, not whoever you bought the chip from. They extended the warranty and will replace bad chips. For most models I believe it was extended from 1 to 3 years.

I'd be faster without autocorrect than with. I feel like it chooses the wrong word more often than not.

Honestly, I miss the real keyboard from my 2009 Blackberry. No substitute for haptic feedback.