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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Wait til we discover the launchpads in the geologic record.

I have it on good authority that the dinosaurs didn't go extinct, they predicted the Chicxulub collision and escaped the Earth on arks. Of course they realized that their warm blooded servitor species would survive the impact and evolve sentience much like their own (they created our genomes, so it was easy to predict), so they hid the launchpads until we would be ready to see them.

The arks landed on Planet 9 (the big one, not the lil one), since it was less likely to be hit by similar events. They hollowed it out, helping to create Pluto and Ceres, and have been living in there ever since.

Discovering the launchpads will show them that we've achieved sufficient technological prowess for them to reveal themselves to us. I can't wait!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a subscriber to /c/insanepeoplefacebook it took me a couple paragraphs to figure out if you were serious.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When the dinosaurs send arks to bring us home to glorious Planet 9, I'll make sure to save you a seat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I eagerly await the ascension.

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