BoastfulDaedra

JESUS CHRIST MAN! Is the internet still not broken enough for you!?!?

I accept and believe your apology. Just pop yourself in the nose once, and we're totally square buddy.

If I was still on Twitter, that would be a great idea.

You're not that hard either, Elon.

This is the most stressful XKCD I've ever read...

Uh huh... Operative word: Google

Desert island? Mayo. I mean it's damned near a complete food.

I haven't been this pissed off since LINQ started allowing syntax switches in random-ass places.

You may be onto something there. Near-infrared activated chemical vibrators... how fast do these jiggle again?

FFS, at least give me some quality programming for once.

I think the implied issue here is, why on Earth did you feel compelled to say that?

Know what? Just send them to me.