BlinkerFluid

why yes I'd like to buy all of your towels

....sir, um.

now I'd like to sue you for fraud!

The rumor is that it was scribbled on a piece of paper as an idea and the engineers were forced to make it verbatim.

Here's my piracy shtick.

I beat half of Blasphemous on a pirated copy then I bought it, moved the save file and kept playing.

Criteria: I like the game. I'll probably play it again in ten years and I want to support the devs.

What would've happened if I never pirated it? I'd be saying the same thing about someone else's game.

"Basketball player and genie, Shaquille O'Neil is holding a dominos pizza box and asking if you'd like to Shaqeronni your evening."

rifftrax - the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew keep this going and release commentary every now and again.

RedletterMedia has done a few.

Cinemassacre have done a few.

Ahhh see I had everything backed up already. Shit. I should've tried it after deleting something. I figured it would find a button and be asked where I wanted to put the file. Share kinda works for that.

Days Since Last X Fuckup

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I hate that I'll never have to edit this.

I also /s

I hate I have to spell it out. Not necessarily to you but... come on, internet.

~~the business~~

themselves.

I'm a little iffy on just how Google-free any Pixel after 5 is even if you run Lineage or something.

The mainstream web... yes.

The back of the house has never been fucking better. Mastodon changed the game. Why hang out at some asshole's website, hating the website, lacking features and full of advertisements to suck you dry, when you can just come down to the flea market of federated social media and shoot the shit with someone real?

You give them the freest phone with the most open operating system you can find and people will install the spyware themselves.