Baggins

No single administration has the ability to totally fuck up the country in the amount of time they have.

Trump: "Hold my Diet Coke".

Yes same here. Still reach for the volume control occasionally though. Moving up and down the cruise control and what have you is a bit fiddly as well, so I usually don't bother.

Exactly, where was the coffee whilst the poster was using the toilet?

There's a nasty little goblin of a bloke where I work. Toilets for all offices on the floor. He takes phone AND coffee. Splashes everywhere, doesn't flush.

I'd like to flush him instead.

Does it have a shrubbery?

That's how his Department Of Government Efficiency will save billions.

Just Google it!

chod

Now there's an insult I haven't heard in a while.

Take my upvote!

the closest railway stations, Streatham, Streatham Common, and Streatham Hill,

So it's in Streatham then.

So if I move in I can just rip out all that unsightly wiring? Great!

At last! Someone else hates it as much as I do.

It coils itself? I'm getting one.

The best.

Wonder if they like dags.